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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

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burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

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enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

corackadile:

why dont you

why do not you

FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING

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